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2011-08-09T18:57:00.000-07:00

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2010-09-18T05:21:00.000-07:00

BIG BALLERZ NEWSLETTER

2010-09-02T09:16:00.000-07:00

Welcome to all new members of Big Ballerz league. We are happy to welcome new people and look forward to seeing you in temp room 120.

Congratulations go to Papa5x2 for being our Tour of Champions winner for the month of July, wtg Papa and THANK YOU to everyone who participated. Was a lot of fun and pleasing to see so many arrive. Congratulations also to Gene on being our member of the month, we sure do appreciate your company. Cannot go without mentioned our beloved member Howie,who never fails to make us laugh, Howie never change and stay the way you are, you always bring smiles to our faces and plenty of laughs to the room!

~~BIRTHDAYS~~

This month we celebrate Colby's birthday on September 3rd, wishing you a very happy birthday Colby.
If any of our members would like something mentioned in future news letters, please let a member of staff know so we can include it , and also any birthdays, anniversaries or a special day you would like mentioned.

~~COMEDY CORNER~~

Dear God: Is it on purpose our names
are the same, only reversed?

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can
we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same
old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after
the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the
colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not
ONE named for a Dog? How often do you
see a cougar riding around?
We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to
rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in
the forest and no human hears him, is he
still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We Dogs can understand human
verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee
flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some
of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or
after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.,
just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing
our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch
is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when
I'm under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately
drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and
lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with
him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a
good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may
I have my testicles back?

~~WHO IS IT?!?~~

Which member of our league was snapped out on a leisurely Sunday ride?

HAPPY BOWLING BIG BALLERZ, NUNY AND PAPA

2010-09-01T18:36:00.001-07:00

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2010-08-07T19:40:00.001-07:00

2010-07-04T03:18:00.000-07:00

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
AMERICA!!!!

BIG BALLERZ NEWSLETTER

2010-06-22T03:41:00.000-07:00

A big warm welcome to our newest members... it is awesome to see so many people supporting the tours and it makes it all worth while. A lot of new faces but the room has certainly come alive and each and every member of Big Ballerz deserves a pat on the back. I would personally like to thank Ord , Truck and Norm who are always there for tours and Ord who is our chief recruiter...

Welcome to our newest Htd's...Dragonheart, Pam, and last but not least, Red. Big Ballerz is blessed to have the best staff and tour hosts in Pogo!!! WTG ALL TOUR HOSTS....
Just for something different... the above photo is a beach very near where I am.If any of you have any pics you would like to share with us in news letters please send them on with a note .

Please note we are attempting to bring in a different way of reporting wins and losses in tours. When posting in the 10th frame, we would like it to be posted as follows.... nuny//papa saying nuny is the winner over papa instead of w300 nuny and L 150 Papa...LOL
SO IT IS NOW NUNY//PAPA BEING THAT NUNY IS THE WINNER!!

~~RADIO NIGHT~~

All Request Radio 4U will be with us on 29th of May.. be in it to experience the fun and laughter. All tours on the night will be non ladder stats ....request your fave tunes and tune in to hear them while playing in the room. We always have a ton of fun, please remember to use the back door link if the room is full.

If any of our members especially the new ones who may not be aware of it, if you have any birthdays, anniversaries or special events that you would like posted in our newsletter or put on home page, please let me (nun) know and I will endeavor to include it.

Our mornings are kicking off nicely now, come along for fun from 8am est, the more the merrier. Pam has 9am tour, Wayne has 10am tour and whoever does the others is up to the Gods.

~~COMEDY CORNER~~

Words ending in tor

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss." After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

HAPPY BOWLING BIG BALLERZ... NUNY

2010-05-07T00:12:00.000-07:00

BIG BALLERZ NEWSLETTER

2010-04-06T02:27:00.000-07:00

Welcome to another newsletter from Big Ballerz. A warm welcome to all new members. Thank you for joining the league to be in, our aim is for each and everyone of you to enjoy your time bowling and make new friends. Please check home page every day for tour times. If there are any questions feel free to seek out a staff member who will be only too happy to assist you. Any birthdays, special events or just a simple message you would like included in a newsletter, its as simple as contacting a staff member to let them know.

NEW STAFF

As most of you know, we have 3 new TD's. Wayne , Sharky and Linda. Welcome to our team and THANK YOU to each one of you for the great job you are doing. Your tours are fun and you are all an asset to our league.

BIRTHDAYS

This month will see our lovable Weeze reach the age of 29 and Joe will also celebrate a birthday. Wishing you both a very Happy Birthday, have a great day!

For those of our members who are unable to be with us for a variety of reasons, know that you are all in our thoughts.

Monday night we had an auction... Papa was sold off to Eileen for the princely sum of $75 if I recall correctly. This week it will be John and Eileen who are up for auction.... get your bids ready, I have my plans for all of you LOL...

I am going to introduce a battle of the sexes tour and staff v members tour. This will be a lot of fun and when it is all finalised I will inform you of when they are to be held. If anyone has any ideas for games they would like us to try, we are open to suggestions.

ALL REQUEST RADIO FOR YOU NIGHT

For all new members, on 29th of each month allrequestradio4u will be in our room. They have many Dj's and room spotters who come along so you can request a song to be played , tune in while in the room and you can hear your song on air. Go to the ALLREQUESTRADIO4U link above the fairy , click onto which media player you would like to use and you can listen in. We always have a ton of fun with these guys and I am sure you will too. All tours on the night will be non stat tours which mean you ladder standings will not be affected. It is purely for the fun. If the room is full and you cannot enter via pogo, please use our back door link which is on home page.

Lastly but not least, I personally would like to sincerely thank Papa , all staff and all members for making this league worthwhile. We are not out to be the biggest league, we are here for genuine friends and good times, we have nothing to prove to anyone, I would rather have a smaller group of friends and members than be fake and pretend so please know you are all VIP's to myself and this league. Thank you .
The link to our very own blog for Big Ballerz is here, you can view the newsletter more easily than via cases, it is simpler to read as well...click HERE, to view it.

COMEDY CORNER

A young lady was sitting on an airplane, when she suddenly sneezed:

Aaaahtchooooooooo! Oooooooooh oh yeah"".

The man sitting next to her asked if she was okay.

I'm wonderful, never felt better"" , she replied.

A short while later she sneezed loudly again.

Äaaah-tchoooo! Oh my God! Oh yeah!

The man, by this stage was a bit concerned, so he enquired again, Äre you okay? What's with all the moaning after you sneeze?

I have a medical condition, Every time I sneeze, I orgasm,"she replied.

"Wow!!"replied the man. Äre you taking anything for it?

"Yes", she answered, "Pepper"!!!

HAPPY BOWLING BIG BALLERZ... NUNY

2010-01-04T05:38:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Big Ballerz news.

Firstly I would like to welcome all new members to the league to be in. We hold tours in the mornings and starting at 6pm EST through to 9pm EST. Every month we hold a Tour of Champions. During the week at random there is bux to be won but you must be participating in a tour to win. If at anytime you notice the room is full, we have a backdoor link on home page that you can use to enter the room.

A HUGE thank you to allrequestradio4u, Mikee and all helpers. We always have a blast with you guys! Every month on 29th allrequestradio4u come to our tour room and whilst you are playing you can request songs to hear on air. All you have to do is go to the link which is also on home page above the fairy, click on media player of your choice and hear the many requests. If you are new to this league you wont want to miss the fun and laughs, pencil in 29th of each month.

TOUR OF CHAMPION

Our TOC (Tour of Champion) was won for the month of January by John. John also won our first TOC. Congratulations John.

We welcome our new admin and HTD Jim aka bigjimbow99. Jim has started his tours at 6pm EST, be sure to look up his tours on home page.

PLAYER OF THE MONTH

Joyce and ROse are joint winners of players of the month. This is not only judged on bowling improvement but also on attendance. Both ladies have supported our league enormously and are deserving winners. Well done Ladies.

Who is thankful the elf pins are gone? Now we have to get used to bowling with normal pins and the difficulty is showing but I trust we will all get back into our normal routine. Good luck guys. If anyone has a birthday or special mention they would like included in our news letter or posted on home page, please let one of the staff members know.

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all Big Ballerz , their families and friends. Wishing you lots of peace and happiness in 2010 with plenty of smiles. We are blessed to have a wonderful group of people in our league .

BIRTHDAYS

This month we celebrate the birthdays of Fran on the 8th January and Papa on the 9th of January. Lots of love to you both from everyone, Papa, your buying drinks!!

CONGRATULATIONS to Joe on his 300 game. I have faith that everyone one of you are capable and able to obtain this score, in time it will happen, never give up and believe in your ability.

COMEDY CORNER

A man and his wife moved back home to West Virginia from Ohio. The husband had a wooden leg and to insure it back in Ohio cost them $2000 per year!

When they arrived in West Virginia they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said '$39.'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in West Virginia to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Ohio !

The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39.... You just have to know how to describe it!'

(Those HILLBILLIES know how "to git 'ER done"; don't they?)

HAPPY BOWLING BIG BALLERZ...NUNY:)

2009-12-06T02:20:00.000-08:00

WISHING ALL OUR MEMBERS, FAMILIES, FRIENDS AND STAFF A VERY HAPPY AND SAFE CHRISTMAS. WE LOOK FORWARD TO MORE FUN TIMES AHEAD AND SEEING YOU IN ROOM 120 HOME OF BIG BALLERZ LEAGUE.

BIG BALLERS NEWS

2009-11-26T01:37:00.000-08:00

Welcome Big Ballerz to our second newsletter.

First off I would like to thank each and everyone of you for the support you have shown us. Big Ballerz has grown and we enjoy the company of you all, the tours are competitive but fun. This was and remains our focus, to have fun first and foremost.

~~~~NEW MEMBERS~~~~

Big Ballerz welcomes new members to our team...Bigjimbow99, daviddawger, Kylady136, Stardust136, ladystbg, playerCharlie846 and Mike1954p, THANK YOU for joining the league to be in. Tours are posted on main page every day we hope you enjoy the time spent in temp room 120, the tour room of Big Ballerz league.

This Sunday night 29th November, is allrequestradio night. Tours start at 6pm through to 9pm EST and all are non ladder stat tours. Be in it to experience the fun of requesting your favorite songs and hearing them on air as you play in 120. All you have to do is tune into the site HERE and the enthusiastic and fun Dj's will be in the room to gather your requests and submit them for playing. You wont want to miss out on such a fun night!! If the room is full, please use the backdoor link which is available on Big Ballerz main page, the link is located right above the angel in yellow.

I consider you all as my online family and I would like to Wish all our members and staff a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. God Bless you all, your families and friends. Tours will be held on the day for those who would like to play. Please check main page for times. The 7pm and 8pm EST tours are for 500 bux each to the winner.

If anyone has some funny thoughts, birthdays, anniversaries, or something they would like to share with us, please let me know so I can include it in the newsletters. Your input is important to us. All the feedback we have had so far has been positive and the success is due to the valued support and the never say never mindset.

SHOUTBOX

Don't be shy, say hello in our shoutbox. There are quite a few icons you can use in your messages, you are all welcome to post a message here, simple to use, click on smilies and hold down the shift key and click on the image you would like to include in the message, click go and hey presto your message will appear on the shoutbox.
We are the league to be in!!

BIRTHDAYS

We have Jimbo on 20th and up coming birthday is Pavio on 30th November. Many happy wishes and for the day, have a good one.

COMEDY CORNER

Mick met Paddy in the street and said, 'Paddy, will you draw your
curtains before making love to your wife in future?'

Why?' Paddy asked.'Because,' said Mick,' the entire street was laughing when
they saw you making love yesterday.'

'Silly buggers,' says Paddy, the laugh's on them. I wasn't home yesterday.'

HAPPY BOWLING BIG BALLERZ, NUNY

BIG BALLERZ NEWSLETTER

2009-11-08T03:02:00.000-08:00

Welcome Big Ballerz to our first newsletter.

First off, I would like to thank you all for joining us, we envisage lots of fun happy times in 120 and I think it would be fair to say we all want the same from our time in pogo. To have fun and laughs with good friends while playing a game or two.

This is a new league with new beginnings. Your continued support and faith speaks volumes, each and every one of you is considered an important member. The support you have shown the Td's is most gratifying and pleasing and we know you all want to have fun in the best league, BIG BALLERZ, YOU ROCK!!!

Our tours are held 9 and 10 am EST and 7, 8 and 9pm EST. In the event of bye games in Nuny's tours you get to have a spa, Papa's tours, you are in the mudhole. With Mike you get to spend time in the cell and Fran sends you to the dump!! On random nights we hold quiz for bux to first correct answer, our first quiz night was a total success and ton of fun. It was a blast and I look forward to many more nights like this.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday to Shark who was 98 on Nov 7th!! Here is hoping you had a great day and also Aussieray who had a birthday last month but isn't forthcoming with the exact date, let us assume he was 66 lol AND John aka Johnaction111 also celebrated a birthday last month also. Belated but many happy returns you guys, lots of blessed thoughts and wishes your way.

If you have any news tidbits, birthdays or fun info, or just messages that you would like to share with everyone, please let me know and I will include it in future newsletters.

Allrequestradio4u will be joining us on the 29th of this month. Tours are from 6pm EST through to 9pm EST and are non ladder stats tours. This is a night to just have fun with tours which do not affect your standings and request your favorite songs with the awesome Dj's and spotters who arrive on the night to help us. If the room is full, please use the back door link via home page.

SHOUT BOX, COME SAY HELLO

Has anyone noticed the shout box on main page under the fairy? Don't be shy, Please leave a comment , it is open for you all and even if its a simple hello or to send a message such as, bite me to anyone, even Papa LOL...

ROLL UP ROLL UP, THANKSGIVING DAY BIG BUX BONUS!!!

Send out the message, 5000 big bux to the person who wins the most games throughout Thanksgiving Day. Tours will be held on the hour every hour. You have to be in it to win it. At the end of the day tour numbers will be totalled and in the event of a tied number of games, a play off will be held.

COMEDY CORNER

The Mexican maid wants
a raise !!

My wife was very upset
about this and decided to talk to her about the
raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay
increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I
want an increase.'

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook
than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than
me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover
than you...'
Wife: ( really furious
now) 'Did my husband say
that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora . . . the gardener
did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you
want?'

HAPPY BOWLING BIG BALLERZ, NUNY

2009-10-31T01:25:00.000-07:00

2009-10-31T01:02:00.000-07:00

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