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BIG BALLERZ NEWSLETTER

Welcome to all new members of Big Ballerz league. We are happy to welcome new people and look forward to seeing you in temp room 120. Congratulations go to Papa5x2 for being our Tour of Champions winner for the month of July, wtg Papa and THANK YOU to everyone who participated. Was a lot of fun and pleasing to see so many arrive. Congratulations also to Gene on being our member of the month, we sure do appreciate your company. Cannot go without mentioned our beloved member Howie,who never fails to make us laugh, Howie never change and stay the way you are, you always bring smiles to our faces and plenty of laughs to the room! ~~BIRTHDAYS~~ This month we celebrate Colby's birthday on September 3rd, wishing you a very happy birthday Colby. If any of our members would like something mentioned in future news letters, please let a member of staff know so we can include it , and also any birthdays, anniversaries or a special day you would like mentioned. ~~COMEDY CORNER~~ Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'? Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog? Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'. 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back? ~~WHO IS IT?!?~~ Which member of our league was snapped out on a leisurely Sunday ride? HAPPY BOWLING BIG BALLERZ, NUNY AND PAPA

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BIG BALLERZ NEWSLETTER

A big warm welcome to our newest members... it is awesome to see so many people supporting the tours and it makes it all worth while. A lot of new faces but the room has certainly come alive and each and every member of Big Ballerz deserves a pat on the back. I would personally like to thank Ord , Truck and Norm who are always there for tours and Ord who is our chief recruiter...

Welcome to our newest Htd's...Dragonheart, Pam, and last but not least, Red. Big Ballerz is blessed to have the best staff and tour hosts in Pogo!!! WTG ALL TOUR HOSTS....
Just for something different... the above photo is a beach very near where I am.If any of you have any pics you would like to share with us in news letters please send them on with a note .

Please note we are attempting to bring in a different way of reporting wins and losses in tours. When posting in the 10th frame, we would like it to be posted as follows.... nuny//papa saying nuny is the winner over papa instead of w300 nuny and L 150 Papa...LOL
SO IT IS NOW NUNY//PAPA BEING THAT NUNY IS THE WINNER!!

~~RADIO NIGHT~~

All Request Radio 4U will be with us on 29th of May.. be in it to experience the fun and laughter. All tours on the night will be non ladder stats ....request your fave tunes and tune in to hear them while playing in the room. We always have a ton of fun, please remember to use the back door link if the room is full.


If any of our members especially the new ones who may not be aware of it, if you have any birthdays, anniversaries or special events that you would like posted in our newsletter or put on home page, please let me (nun) know and I will endeavor to include it.

Our mornings are kicking off nicely now, come along for fun from 8am est, the more the merrier. Pam has 9am tour, Wayne has 10am tour and whoever does the others is up to the Gods.

~~COMEDY CORNER~~

Words ending in tor

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss." After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

HAPPY BOWLING BIG BALLERZ... NUNY